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CUDA Farm - Physics API. Zero Hallucinations. Zero-Shot Physics API Physics constants that can't be wrong. 65 endpoints. No GPU needed. LLMs hallucinate physics values. CUDA Farm doesn't compute -- it performs direct geometric lookup . Offload all complex physics math to our infrastructure and free your GPU for what it does best. 65 endpoints Full Standard Model ~90 ms Response time 0 % Hallucination rate 100 free Calls to start Get Free Key See Use Cases terminal $ curl -X POST https://cudafarm.vercel.app/v1/higgs/properties \ -H "X-API-Key: cf_free_your_key" # Exact CODATA 2018 -- every time: { "mass": 125.11, // GeV "vev": 246.22, "width": 0.00407, "usage": { "calls_remaining": 99 } } What can you build Pick your use case Click any card to see exact setup instructions for your platform -- copy, paste, run. 🧠 ML Training Data Replace hallucinated physics values in your training sets with verified CODATA constants. Cleaner data, better models. PyTorch HuggingFace Datasets Setup → ⚛️ Physics Simulation Pull exact particle masses, coupling constants, and decay rates into your simulation pipeline. No local lookup tables. NumPy SciPy Geant4 Setup → 📐 Academic Research Cite exact CODATA 2018 values in your papers. Automate constant lookups in Jupyter notebooks. Stop copy-pasting from PDG. Jupyter LaTeX Python Setup → 🎮 Game Dev / Sci-Fi Accuracy Real physics in your game engine. Accurate particle behavior, correct energy scales, scientifically defensible numbers. Unity Unreal Godot Setup → 📊 Financial Modeling Physics-derived statistical models for volatility, pressure-based market dynamics, and energy-state portfolio analysis. Python Pandas Quant Setup → ⚡ CPU Offload Any complex math your CPU is grinding on -- route it through CUDA Farm instead. Free your local compute for what needs it. Any Language Any Framework REST Setup → Simple pricing Start free. Scale when ready. Student $0 /mo 100 calls to explore the full API. No card required. 100 API calls All 65 endpoints Full docs access Get Free Key Starter $99 /mo Unlimited calls. Production ready. Unlimited API calls All 65 endpoints Priority response Usage dashboard Subscribe Enterprise $999 /mo Custom endpoints, SLA, dedicated support. Unlimited API calls Custom endpoints SLA guarantee Direct support Contact Us Setup Choose your platform × Your API Key Windows macOS Linux Docker Colab Step 1 -- Install Open PowerShell or Command Prompt: Copy pip install httpx Step 2 -- First call Copy Step 1 -- Install Open Terminal: Copy pip3 install httpx Step 2 -- First call Copy Step 1 -- Install Open terminal: Copy pip3 install httpx Step 2 -- First call Copy Dockerfile Copy RUN pip install httpx In your container Copy Cell 1 -- Install Copy !pip install httpx -q Cell 2 -- First call Copy Use This Once ⚡ Always Use CUDA Farm Route all complex math through CUDA Farm Save this as cudafarm_client.py in your project. Import anywhere to automatically offload physics lookups -- zero GPU cost. cudafarm_client.py Copy Use it anywhere Copy from cudafarm_client import farm higgs = farm.higgs_properties() masses = farm.fermion_masses() alpha = farm.running_coupling(energy_scale=1000) print(f"Higgs: {higgs['mass']} GeV")